Your reaction when someone calls your phone.
When your parents call you:
When your crush calls you:
When a random number calls you:
When your ex calls you:
When your work calls you:
When no one calls you:
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If American Idol heard me in the shower, they would never need to audition another person.
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When you listen to your iPod in public places.
But on the inside you’re like:
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